Skip this one unless you have an interest in college football.
I'm an avid Arkansas Razorbacks football fan. We have one of the best backs in the country - and he's only a Sophomore. Whelp, guess who's probably out for the season because he broke his toe in a fight at a bar at 4:30 in the morning?
Here's how conversations are sounding all over the State:
Hog Fan A: I gots two werds fur'ya: Seeezun Ovur.
Hog Fan B: Whatcha meen? It don't start fur 'nother munth?
Hog Fan A: Itz...ooo...vuur.
Hog Fan B: Yup, urr'ight.
Hog Fan A & B (In unison): Whelp, mabee next yeer?