Saturday, May 26, 2007

Breaking News From Around the World


Extra... Extra... Read All About It! A very spiritual GC pastor does balloon ministry in Ethiopia!


One unconfirmed report stated, "After inhaling 15 balloons worth of helium, pastor Nathan Sawyer can no longer stand upright. Kids love it!" Multiple reports are swirling that at least one child, with shoulders still bouncing with laughter, and one finger pointed at pastor Sawyer while covering her mouth with the other hand, snickeringly alleged, "That red-headed guy sounds funny when he does that."

Story developing...

(I know I'll pay for this later...)

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